Milk (a.k.a. Super Milk Chan) (Miruku-chan) - The title character of the show, Milk is a little girl who may or may not be a superhero. Milk was born on July 12, 1999. She is selfish, vain, has a short temper, and drools. She is often found tormenting the President or her robot maid, Tetsuko. Although she works officially for the President, she chooses on her own whether or not she wants to follow his orders. Coincidentally, her house is in the shape of a baby bottle and she still drinks powdered milk from a baby bottle on occasion. She sometimes fires a tokarev.